yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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