just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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