Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize