White coat. Heels.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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