My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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