She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize