I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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