I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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