batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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