It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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