I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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