im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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