Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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