the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No subtext here. People are naked.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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