Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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