He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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