before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize