i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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