dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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