i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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