I CAN MOONWALK!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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