i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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