Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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