And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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