Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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