did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just ate a handful of salt
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Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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