Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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