he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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