I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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