Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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