Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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