I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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