I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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