Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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