You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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