Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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