Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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