I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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