Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize