Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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