But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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