when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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