Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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