just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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