he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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