Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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