Where did you get a picture of my penis
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize