I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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