she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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