brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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